Grey with black stripes..

YAAAAY!! BECCA HAS RETURNED. I think it is becoming tradition for me to state the obvious. I'm not planning on stopping today. I'll begin with this week.. hmm let's think, I got a card from chris!! I made a video, and the audio completley messed up and I couldn't really reshoot it, the main reason being I was speaking quite quietly because I have been really tired lately.. I just hate school and I have been ill. Today at school I had an activity day, where we have to do all these fun activities, there was rocket making, cake maiking, remote controll car building water studies... that last one just kills it dead. That last one is a scratchy record sound on some violiny romantic music. It is a bird crap on a ferrari, a blotch of paint on a beatiful painting.. and guess what. I had it for TWO FRICKING HOURS. And the other one hour I was making a paper rocket, where it was stuck over a tube and you'd build up the psi, and then press a switch and POP pweeywooooommmm (CRASH!!). And, being the only one in the entire class who knows even a thing about aerodynamics and the only one who wasn't just rolling a bit of card into a cone, I won the competition for the distance it travelled! That was really the highlight of the day. Apart from right before the plane lesson, in fact I will do it in a third person view ( I think this is third person, I dunno?)
Sam knocked on the door and a furious yell came from the automatically open door and went 'GETTTT OVER THERE!!!!!!' the sound screahced whilst waving his hands as high in the air as possible, just now bringing his hands into eyelevel of Sam, thus alerting him of as to where the niose was coming from. Sam looked down and wiped the spinich of his knees. 'GEEEETTTTT TOO MY OFFICCE, NOI!!' puffed the creature, to which Sam replied 'please sir, don't beat me again!' but, fortunatley didn't say it out loud. Upon instructions to find this creatures office and not knowing where this might be, he wondered around the school, missing half of his rocket making lesson, and eventually encountered the creature again. 'WHEEH DID OY TEW YEW TO GA 'AH?' to which Sam replied 'your office?' to which the creature said, and I quote, 'blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah..' eventually, Sam having learnt this creatures language just from the two minutes of listening to him, he understood 'SAA, TELL MOY, WOY YOO WOZ BANGIN ON THE DO-ER LOYK UN ANIMAL.' to which sam laughed. 'YOY ARE JOWST A SYOWPID LIH-AL BOY! GET OUTA MOY FOYCE. NOI!' the creature laughed.
For those of you who follow my tweets, will have already heard about this. well, obviously not all the little details. hmm, I guess I like to think of that version of perhaps a slightly.. urm. I dunno, maybe HD version.
Ok, perhaps a bit too long to be introducing this week, but anyway the snow thing. I feel like all my dignity is gone, I feel like I have been raped.. in the face! shit, I am hyper. I mean, damn I am hyper. Anyhow, the snow thing, there are two reasons I have for this. I hate snow. If you still think this is unjustified, read this link and then disagree with my rights to hate snow eternally: http://sam-gurney.blogspot.com/2009/01/why-white-christmas-is-shite-christmas.html. reason number two: England doesn't cope well with snow, if a drop of rain falls we can garantee buses will be late, which is inconvenient when you live in england.




(note to self: don't complain about English weather infront of canadians or swedish people. EVER! )
anyhow, England shrivels up and dies if there is snow. I could explain this, and having already written LOADS, and liking Emma's video idea, I'll add a video of the English Jeremy Clarkson explaining this English snowmophobia, where if there is snow the country grinds to a halt.

But youtube won't let me, because embedding isn't allowed, but I'll give you ANOTHER LINK! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrz5ZFwuh28


QUESTIONS!!!
FAVROUTE FRUIT? Melon, no question about it. I loves me melons!!
PLANS FOR SUMMER? well, It will be an interesting one! First of all, I will be going on a bike treck with my friend george, across from one end of England to the other, for the gambia!!! It will be crazy, but we will be filming it so, you'll hear about that!! Then I will be going hopefully to france, in the hope by then I will be able to speak better french.
WHAT NAME WOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO? There are many. Dan Druff, R. Slicker or Lynne c. doyle. I can never keep a poker face when eading them I have much worse ones where they came from.. call on me to make a joke of that.
I will be thinking of you all, Bye.
No wait.. my question.. hmm I think as last weeks challenge was a bit of fun. So, another much easier challenge, I want you to answer any question you want, but don't tell any of us what it is, so we have to guess from your answer, what question you are answering. But don't make it too obvious, like 'my name is sam' cos then you know what the question was. get it? And then after that, everyone has to guess what they think your question was. btw, sorry about how long this article is!!
my answer: I don't have one, they are a bit like a set of about ten. But they are grey with black stripes!